Being the practical jokester that I am (it's inherited - I claim no responsibility for the actions that directly result from the genes I had no say in receiving) I decide that we need - practical joke things. Once again - I'm in on hostessing a shower for a friend. you don't visit the porn store every Saturday afternoon for kicks? And why not I ask? Ok - the guinea pig part ties in here. So - REMEMBER THE GUINEA PIG? Yes, it's important now because I had a wonderful visit to the porno store this weekend. Then, I get really scared because what if that WAS ME? Scary, huh?
spice? Yeah - so I'm looking for his law firm's website and I Google his name to get there quicker and the son-of-a-gun is ENGAGED! Yikes-o-bee! Hysterical. Not if you're kickin' it with me - it's not. eHarmony (see Lawyer/City Boy) and the rest is history, right? Oh. Now - REMEMBER THE GUINEA PIG, it'll be important later on! :-) Well, it was impossible because of a HUMONGOUS five hundred question "personality profile" - so as usual - who gets nominated to be the guinea pig? Yep - yours truly. About a year ago - a friend and I decided that we'd post a mutual friend on this "Christian" dating site. So, most of you know about my little experiment with eHarmony. Where to begin? Oh, let's see - I usually post about my obscenely funny - yet not - love life.
#I REMEMBER RUNNING THROUGH THE WET GRASS UPDATE#
So - I really should update more than just once a week! (.and a hearty "Hear! Hear!" is heard from the crowd.)